B Laban’s Fazea Cake Just Got Abdelbaset’s Seal of Approval

It finally happened. Abdelbaset Hamouda —godfather of shaabi heartbreak and eternal mood ambassador of “ah ya donia”— has been caught red-handed… with a forkful of B Laban’s latest invention: the Fazea Cake, surrounded by staff who looked just as star-struck as the dessert itslef.

For the uninitiated, Fazea means “shock” — the kind that sends a rush through the room, but in this case, a very sweet one. According to B Laban, their Fazea Chocolate Cake has been causing delightful chaos across their branches, not just in Egypt but all over the Arab world.

And honestly, fair. It’s rich, it’s unapologetically extra, and it’s god Abdelbaset’s seal of approval — or, at least, his photo op. Either way, it’s chaos we’re very much here for.