Want your dessert table to look like it was plucked straight from Santa’s wildest dreams? We’ve got you covered.
Christmas, The “most beautiful time of the year,” they said. Justin Bieber lied. Yeah, the lights are twinkling, Zamalek’s 26th of July Street is drowning in fake snow and plastic Santas, and you’re definitely hearing Mohamed Kamal’s version of ‘Last Christmas’ on repeat on TikTok. But let's be real - Christmas is a mess of expectations and a sprinkle of stress.
And the worst part? The Christmas dinners. Oh, honey, this is where the real pressure begins. Whether you’re hosting or just showing up with a dessert that’ll have people talking (for the right reasons), it’s high stakes. It’s about making sure your holiday legacy lives on in dessert form. Yeah, no pressure at all…
But don’t stress, because that’s where we come in. While we can’t stop your aunt (who’s probably a distant relative from your dad’s side, you know, the one with a PhD in unsolicited commentary) from scrutinising your slight weight gain, we can help you silence her with the dessert of the season.
Whether you’re all about that chocolate fix or prefer a fruity twist, whether you’re into classic designs or crave something extra, we’ve rounded up the best Christmas cakes in Cairo. Trust us, your dessert table is about to go from basic to showstopper…
Golden Tree Cake – Keika
This cake is everything you want for a show-stopping dessert. Sparkly, golden and topped with a red bow, the Golden Tree Cake from Keika is here to make your festive gatherings look like a million bucks. Coated in rich chocolate ganache and dripping with holiday cheer, this treat will have your guests fighting over who gets the first bite (and it’s probably going to be you).
Buche de Noel Cake – Simonds
For the aunties of the Gezira and Heliopolis clubs (you know who you are), Simon’s Buche de Noel Cake is everything you’ve been dreaming of. Simonds didn’t just bring this classic cake to Egypt; they made it their own and perfected it. Old school? Maybe. Timeless? Absolutely. If you want the real deal, look no further.
Christmas Tree Cake – Nino’s Bakery
This edible Christmas tree isn’t just a cake; it’s a delicious, festive masterpiece that’ll take you straight back to those childhood Christmases. Perfect for when the little ones are around (or anyone who’s young at heart). Seriously, if your Christmas tree doesn’t look like this cake, are you even celebrating properly?
Four Seasons Christmas Cake – Mr. Baker
She’s indecisive, she can’t decide. This cake is for the people who spend HOURS in the fitting room, asking themselves, “But which one is more me?” Why settle for just one flavour when you can have FOUR? Mr. Baker’s Four Seasons Christmas Cake is the ultimate solution for the indecisive soul who can't choose between chocolate, strawberry, vanilla and black forest.
Winter Trio Cakes – Voila
This is for those who don’t believe in sharing- because let’s face it, who does when it comes to Christmas cake? The Winter Trio Cake from Voila has it all: strawberry, chocolate and black forest. Why fight over the last slice when you can just grab one of these mini cakes, plop it on your lap, and pretend you’re at a solo holiday feast. No guilt, no pressure, just you and your cake living your best lives.
Strawberry Classic Cake – Nola
Not everyone’s a chocolate lover, and Nola gets that. For those who prefer the bright, fresh taste of strawberries to the rich decadence of chocolate, Nola’s Strawberry Classic Cake is here to make your holiday sweet and fruity. No one said Christmas can’t be fresh and light, right?
Christmas Break-Me Cake – Panagia’s
We understand that the festive season may be a bit stressful for some. So the Christmas Break-Me Cake comes with its own personal hammer so you can smash your stress away. (Yep, you heard that right). Who said you had to keep your rage in check when there’s a cake that encourages you to let it out? No judgment here - just cake, and a stress-relieving mallet.
Cherry Chocolate Cake – Souffle
For the cherry-chocolate lovers who are ready to leave the fruitcake in the past, Souffle has what you need. This decadent combo of rich chocolate and sweet cherries is like Christmas in your mouth. It’s the dessert you’ll keep coming back to long after the season’s over.
Chocolate Tiramisu Swiss Roll – Tortina
The people who choose this cake – you have our respect. This is for the dessert purists, the ones who keep things classic and keep it fabulous. If you’re the type who orders tiramisu every time you go out, this chocolate tiramisu Swiss roll from Tortina is your holiday dream come true.
Santa Cake – Sale Sucre
You've seen Santa’s sleigh, but have you ever seen his cake? (Not like that - get your mind out of the Naughty List!). Sale Sucre’s Santa Cake is what happens when Santa throws a birthday bash and decides to show up on every slice. It’s festive, it’s fun, and packed with that Christmas magic we all pretend not to crave.
Dec 04, 2024
