If Egyptian Restaurants Pulled the KFC X Crocs Collab

A few days ago, Kentucky Fried Chicken announced that they've collaborated with Crocs (yes, you read that right) to launch something we've never seen before. That thing that they've created was not a thing to be eaten, but a thing to be worn on your feet. The below picture will further explain what we're talking about because we're very sure that you're quite confused.

Now that you're all caught up, we here at SceneEats were just dying to know what Egyptian restaurants would come up with should they have pulled a similar KFC X Crocs kinda sitch. So we decided to re-imagine exactly that because ain't nobody got time for things to happen when one can make them happen instead. 

This instantly iconic shoe sees Nike team up with Downtown Cairo's El Kazaz for some serious pumped up kicks. Who wouldn't want to rock these roz with sha3reya tbh?

If foul and falafel is your name, then this rei-magined Reebok X GAD is all you need in your (feet's) life. 

Kanye West should totes make this Yeezy an actual thing for molokhia fiends everywhere. 

Nothing like koshary on your Converse to make you feel like a million kemala. You won't even need any hot sauce because with dem shoes, you'll be that hot sauce.